Editors Note:   The following was submitted from a news source that has often been incapable of discerning fact from fiction. Please read with caution. 

 Dear Readers,

You may, by this time, have read a total erroneous account of a great golf match between members of the Lewis family.  This is a report of what actually happened. On this past Wednesday afternoon, on a beautiful Autumn day, a dauntless team of Jon Lewis and his Grandpa Allen, played 18 holes of brilliant match play golf, as a TEAM.  It was a fine blend of drinving the ball from the tee by Jon and pin-point accurate iron play by Grandpa.

The final score was a victory, 2-1 over Andrew and Larry Lewis.  The scoring refers to the condition of the Good Guys being ahead by 2 holes with only one hole to play. At the end of the match, the Good Guys were prepared to hear a large number of alibis by the losers, in their vain attempt to explain the loss.  We were not disappointed.

Expert opinion by knowledgable golfers in the area is that this excellent team of Jon and Grandpa should produce many more of these sterling victories.

If more details about this match are desired, please contact either one of the Good Guys for information. 

Erin and Jonathan Lewis are pleased to announce the arrival of their new baby boy, David Allen Lewis. David was born on September 21 at 1:02PM in North Hills Hospital, Fort Worth, Texas. He weighed in at 7 lbs 10 oz and was 21 inches long. He even had quite a bit of hair; probably more than his father and grandfather. Both Erin and David are doing exceedingly well and should be coming home in a couple of days. The new father also did well and did not faint.